The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they share a hive mind, a single collective consciousness directed by the whims of attachment parenting experts and alternative lifestyle profiteers. Sort of like honeybees, or The Borg from Star Trek, but with better sunglasses. The center of the hive mind, the proverbial mothership from which […]

The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they have more money. Oh, yeah. And their kids are not vaccinated. A recent study in the Los Angeles Times demonstrated what most of us have suspected all along: shunning vaccinations is a rich person thing. The study found dramatic increases in children entering Kindergarten without […]

The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they care enough for their children to dress them exactly like themselves. Some might think a parent-child matching outfit is tacky. But not the Best Parent Ever. They know that the most important thing about a child is how he or she compliments The One Who […]