The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they never, ever spank their children. Really. Honest. They never do. But let’s face it: there’s only so much you can accomplish with a “Time Out.” When a child has almost killed himself or another sibling by running into […]

                The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they know EXACTLY what’s best for their new son’s penis, and will fight tooth and nail and foreskin for their right to make sure you do the same thing as them. There are three topics that will start […]

The Best Parent Ever is not better than you because they homeschool their children. They are better than you because they make a big deal about it. What do the rest of us get? Mostly… a lot of homework. There are plenty of parents out there spending two or three hours a day doing after-school […]