The Best Parent Ever may be better than you, but that does not keep them from planting their best brown nose firmly up the decision-making derrieres of those empowered to consecrate their toddler’s future. These revered Titans of Totville tend to be those in charge of the best preschools, sports programs, and so-called “feeder” programs… […]

The Best Parent Ever is not only better than you — they may BE you! But how would you ever know? Why, take our new and informative Best Parent Ever Quiz and learn your true BPE score. Anyone who gets a score of 30 or more will get a prize — our endless mockery! Click […]

  The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they are ensuring their child feels “empowered” beyond all reasonable human (or even god-like) abilities, certain to succeed in this world with little more than their good looks and Mount Rushmore-sized ego. Let’s face it: is there anything worse than the whole “believe in yourself” […]