The Best Parent is better than you because they sincerely believe their child will be the next Einstein or Mozart, but with more style and better hair. This is why, if they do let their child near a TV set, they will only play “educational” videos with the name of a legitimate scientific or cultural […]

The Best Parent is better than you because they didn’t just buy their dog at Petco or even a local breeder. They “rescued” their pet. In the old days, this used to be known as “taking in a stray.” But the Best Parent needs everything to sound so much more fashionably heroic, as if that […]

This poll is closed. Best Parent Ever readers were asked to choose which item they felt would be more educational for their children. – Baby Einstein – Baby Mozart – Baby Bach – Baby Got Back – Baby Back Ribs The winner? Baby Back Ribs.