So you thought you were a Best Parent Ever just because you used cloth diapers instead of disposable?  Wrong!  Try again.  The true Best Parent Ever is STILL better than you — their children don’t even need diapers! Hello…?  It’s called Elimination Communication, an increasingly popular waste-management method that rejects all kinds of diapers in favor […]

Sad but true:  even in divorce, the Best Parent Ever is still better than you. How can this be?  Isn’t the dissolution of a marriage one of the most traumatic events in every parent’s life?  Well, yes, but the Best Parent Ever has found a way to put the “vision” in “division of assets.”  And […]

The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they only buy educational toys for their children. These are basically the same toys you have, but better. Just take a look around their children’s room. Are those balls? Actually, they’re age-appropriate sensory stimulation objects. Hey, a funny-looking shoebox! Try: “imagination-building discovery carton” (it says so […]