The best parent ever is better than you because they just paid $1,000 for a ticket to the Hannah Montana concert for their child on Ebay. Actually, they probably bought two or more more tickets, bringing the price of the 90-minute show to $2,000 plus. For lesser parents, this would cover either a mortgage payment […]

This not-so-poor unborn child needs a dumb baby name. Won’t you help? The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they are obsessed with dumb baby names. How do we know this? Because our post from last month, “Dumb Baby Names,” continues to be our most visited page. What is the appeal of these […]

The Best Parent is better than you because they will ONLY put their child in a Britax car seat. In the Best Parent’s mind, any other brand is akin to strapping one’s child in an infant-sized electric chair or Iron Maiden. Fatal injuries are assured at the slightest scuff on the Prius. Someone using a […]