The poll is closed, and Michael Jackson (31%) has narrowly beaten Britney Spears (28%) as the parent most likely to make us cringe. It’s no shock to most of us that Mr. “Beat It” topped this particular chart. What did surprise us was how close the race was. Apparently Best Parent Ever readers feel the […]

The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they have the most incredible babysitter in the world, which they will never, ever share with the world, no matter how much the world begs. This is because the name and phone number of a good babysitter is one of the most-closely guarded secrets in Terra […]

The Best Parent Ever is better than you because their child is in the 95th percentile.  “The 95th percentile of what?” you ask.  Whatever the pediatrician says!  Height?  Weight?  Intelligence?  Body hair?  It doesn’t matter.  Just as long as their child is at the top. This is because, for the Best Parent Ever, Pediatric Growth […]