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Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

#50: Voicemail Brats

The Best Parent Ever is better than you, but unfortunately, they cannot reach the phone right now to tell you this, so please leave a message after the sound of their cloyingly cute (and barely coherent) children.  BEEP! Is there anything more loathsome than a toothless three-year old on the outgoing message of voicemail?  Do parents […]

Monday, July 28th, 2008

#49: Ass Kissing

The Best Parent Ever may be better than you, but that does not keep them from planting their best brown nose firmly up the decision-making derrieres of those empowered to consecrate their toddler’s future. These revered Titans of Totville tend to be those in charge of the best preschools, sports programs, and so-called “feeder” programs… […]

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

Are you a Best Parent Ever?

The Best Parent Ever is not only better than you — they may BE you! But how would you ever know? Why, take our new and informative Best Parent Ever Quiz and learn your true BPE score. Anyone who gets a score of 30 or more will get a prize — our endless mockery! Click […]