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Entries from June 2008

Monday, June 30th, 2008

#45: Homeschooling

The Best Parent Ever is not better than you because they homeschool their children. They are better than you because they make a big deal about it. What do the rest of us get? Mostly… a lot of homework. There are plenty of parents out there spending two or three hours a day doing after-school […]

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

#44: Elimination Communication

 So you thought you were a Best Parent Ever just because you used cloth diapers instead of disposable?  Wrong!  Try again.  The true Best Parent Ever is STILL better than you — their children don’t even need diapers! Hello…?  It’s called Elimination Communication, an increasingly popular waste-management method that rejects all kinds of diapers in favor […]

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

#43: Best Single Parent Ever

Sad but true:  even in divorce, the Best Parent Ever is still better than you. How can this be?  Isn’t the dissolution of a marriage one of the most traumatic events in every parent’s life?  Well, yes, but the Best Parent Ever has found a way to put the “vision” in “division of assets.”  And […]